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UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


VIRGINITY -




90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test world of warcraft nerd pc beauty girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by James

Reidar - May 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
Isn't it more a combined gay-/nerd test
Me. - March 30, 2009, 4:58 pm
It's not even a challenge anymore to figure out who's getting laid on the internet.... and who doest leave their parents basement.
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 7:36 pm
Insecurity. You're doing it right.


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


DOLPHIN RAPE - It's not the PENETRATION, its the SUBMERSION!!....and the shame.


TAGS: dophin seaworld
Rating: 1.55/5

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440wakeup - April 28, 2011, 12:25 am
dumb
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:07 am
Agreed, learn to take a joke. (or make one, at least)
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:51 pm
I see. So lethal sea mammal rape is funny, but a mildly disdainful comment on your lethal sea mammal rape poster is a crime against humanity.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:16 pm
I did the poster back one that trainer at sea world was drowned by an amorouse killer-whale, during a full packed performance. I was topical.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:14 pm
I am one in the same, the site went down and wouldn't accept my password. Dying to find out what DJINNYF stands for is it DJ inny or JINI (genie) or a typo?
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 9:23 am
Wow, seriously.... you all had bad ham for easter!!! but i agree, you shouldnt insult someone who don't like your poster, it's part of the game!! If you didn't want to get this on the wrong day... check it the next one! xx
rerun - April 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

man, why does the Jewish guy g=have to be the hyper-sensitive cross dresser? Not all of us are that sensitive.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ooooh good point. But also about the pinkie thing too. I myself have been a little lazy there lately.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 8:36 pm
Or does it mean that 440 got upset for having his attention drawn to this poster. That kinda thing happens if you drink beer from a can without extending the pinky finger ya know...
Sean - April 24, 2011, 8:05 pm
So does this mean that yeodawg had just outed himself as an unattractive hyper-sensitive cross- dressing Jewish dude?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:36 pm
And more importantly, isn't killjoy one word? *snickers*.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 6:18 pm
What the hell are you talking about? Is this your poster?, Is it related to Easter at all? Explain why you just insulted a noob for no reason.
440wakeup - April 24, 2011, 6:13 pm
And happy easter to you TOO kill-joy, I can't even enjoy a lovely holiday with my family w/o some ahole letting me have it? This comment could've waited until after PASS-OVER you SOB.
BanFhiosaiche - April 24, 2011, 12:28 pm
DUMB!


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm

nice


IMAGINE WORLD PEAS -


TAGS: world
Rating: 3.89/5

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Kilted - April 19, 2012, 2:13 pm
"but Homer how do you get world Peace?" "With a knife" "Yes at the end of a bayonet. I like the way you think Homer."
ughomer - April 19, 2012, 11:32 am
At least this poster is not CORNY.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:50 am

ok...the title should have been broken for text but overall...i like this. deserves better than the scores it got.


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.


TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to photochopped because that's our photoshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to photochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site photochopped.org


WHO’S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? -


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

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ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.65/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal


SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.




EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU -




WORLD OF WARCRAFT -


TAGS: wow world warcraft gamer girl
Rating: 3.69/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:27 pm
They might have before they started. A year in, they've gained 45lbs, and their ass is the shape of their desk-chair.


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward


BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! -




LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?




WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Seriously, get off that damn computer.




ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered




SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

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rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!


CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


Fairness -


TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .


REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


DRUID TREEFORM -




COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world shottyz
Rating: 4.53/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


GLOBAL RECESSION -


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.


YOU CANNOT INVADE - the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Adm Isoroku Yamamoto, 1941


TAGS: world war ii
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by gil

Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:51 am
Canadians, never did squat. The British Army invaded the US and torched The Whitehouse after America invaded Canada. Face it Canada, you are just America's hat. ;-)
Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:30 am
This is a bogus quote that the gun lobby like to trot out regularly. Also, remember that the Canadians invaded the US and toasted the White House.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Gil I sent you a PM. I couldn't feel worse and I apologized alot. You're not a commie pinko!!!!
Reason - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
Then there is the classic. We have awoken a sleeping giant.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:32 pm
I see, A Raisin derivative. maybe you can blame it on PTSD.
GreyScorpion - November 21, 2009, 1:31 pm
that is a direct Yamamoto quote. I also like, "Gentleman, we have just kicked a rabid dog"
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
Ambien...and boxed wine?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
I know, I know.....If only we knew the Raisin.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
And what makes today any different from any other? I'm always doing that....
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:27 pm
Thanks Moooo. Don't want to creep anyone out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 1:26 pm
Blame it on the alcoholism Mo....That always works for me.....It's not Mo's Fault Gil, For some Raisin he's typing faster than he's thinking today.
MO - November 21, 2009, 1:23 pm
I made a huge mistake gil. Crap. I meant to send you a PM before you saw that. I truly am sorry bro. For some rason you stuck out as one of our resident USA bashers. I took this as a ha ha look at what the Japs did......I owe you big time!
gil - November 21, 2009, 1:17 pm
anti-american? My grandfather flew B24's against Japan, and my father fought in Vietnam. The poster was a quote from the top Japanese Admiral. jeez louise
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:58 pm
Damn it!! Think twice comment once....or not at all. New rule. Rule 55.
MO - November 21, 2009, 12:46 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but this picture wasn't taken on the mainland. Nope! I'm not. And I'm going with a big fat 1L on 3 different computers just cause I know that gil is about as anti-American as they come.


3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking


TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


SUPERMAN AT EARTH'S END - I AM A MAN!




COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."


TAGS: world war two soilder courage
Rating: 4.78/5

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5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:31 am
been rumors of snow here, but every year they scream about it. Once they stop, then it snows.
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:28 am
snow started flying this morning, so I'm staring old man winter right in the face and trying my best to wink.
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:26 am
Pretty good... super busy due to the kid being home. How are you?
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:24 am
hey 5150, how you doin?
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:22 am
I really liked this one. 5l and hey guys!
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:17 am
i think it's his, which is rather impressive.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm

who is the quote from?


THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn




ALPACA LIPS? - That's an odd reason to sell all of my worldly possessions


TAGS: alpaca lips worldly possessions
Rating: 4.28/5

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Swampfox - May 23, 2011, 3:28 pm
I've had comments form other places that made it clear the light hadn't gone on.
MilDoc - May 23, 2011, 10:38 am
N1! It took me a 5econd!


AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


COMPLEXITY - My friends are embarrassed by how the simplest things in life amuse me, I’m embarrassed by how simple my friends are


TAGS: friends life world funny down
Rating: 4.85/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:33 pm
Beaut!!! Gotta wonder why kids are always happy and adults aren't, right?
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:04 pm
Nice poster caveman.
Greeny - July 17, 2011, 10:19 am
nice!
Verdeckt - July 17, 2011, 9:10 am
Who you calling 5imple?...


ALL ALONE -




NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODDAMNED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this shit is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school


TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 3/5

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DiddleMiesterGeneral - May 5, 2016, 12:59 am
There's a reason america doesn't teach about the war of 1812. It's because we won.
Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.


THE WORLD - Let's make it a better place


TAGS: world america
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Bokkie

thrassoss - July 21, 2010, 7:40 pm
I'm not sure how half hearted photoshopping helps much.
rollseyes - August 10, 2009, 7:57 pm
The OP should go get some cheese for their wine, you moronic tard!
Mr. Shiny - April 9, 2009, 2:47 pm
check out Alaska chillin' up in deep space!
Giant Speck - November 15, 2008, 3:21 am
What the fuck happened to Turkey?
Scorpio7 - November 14, 2008, 3:23 pm
It will START to get better, on January 20, 2009


AN EYE FOR AN EYE - Makes The World Blind ...


TAGS: eye for world blind gandhi
Rating: 4.39/5

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Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
@CloudchaserS There really is no solution to this except creating an environment where this problem does not occur in the first place. @suzieq Thanks :) ... I agree that the kid really does carry the poster on his own.
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 9:23 am
hey rick, good stuff. poor kid...
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:37 pm
It's a rock and a hard place. Retaliate every time someone wrongs you, everyone goes blind. Never retaliate and you become a target for harassment.


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull fucking shit!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


FINE -




SURVIVAL -


TAGS: life dream strange terrible world
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice pic, nice caption, solid 5L. Cheers, space


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


WORLD RELIGIONS - Nothing new here.


TAGS: world religions
Rating: 4.17/5

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Arvantillian - March 19, 2012, 1:01 pm
What the he11 is this sh1t?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 1:59 pm
THis Is The Reason Why Everybody's Nuts!
CloudchaserS - March 18, 2012, 12:41 pm
Motifakeism: (fill in the blank)


ETHNOCENTRISM -


TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

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Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.


MOTIVATION -




Make Love, Not Warcraft -


TAGS: southpark funny world of
Rating: 2.29/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:53 pm
No fair...Narutarded is trying to hog all the women on the site. I'm telling my Mom! Mom? Mom? MOM!? Narutarded get OFF my MOM!!!
Jordon - December 7, 2008, 11:04 am
Lol nice guys.../hug all
Narutarded - December 6, 2008, 4:24 am
Is that a dwarf on your shield, or are you just happy to see me?
Wolfie - December 6, 2008, 4:14 am
/hug


CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin shots' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
Shit.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant shit are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


YOU WILL BE HAPPY -


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: hubris sun sunflower world
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
Perfect.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am
FUKCING AMAZAZING!!! Spacedog!! 5L!
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm
Magnificent.


AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"


TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8


MUSIC - Life without music would Bb.


TAGS: music bb notes musical world
Rating: 4.6/5

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steve1961 - June 12, 2012, 1:35 am
I think it struck a chord for all of us;)
robbidos - June 9, 2012, 4:42 pm
5L for # minds and musical education
SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:07 pm
lol so true
Bull - June 7, 2012, 12:52 pm
Yeah, I didn't get it until I read the comments. :)
lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:53 am

And my totally non-musical husband said, "What's big 'B', little 'b'? {sigh} Great poster!~
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
High C what you did there;)
vigilante - June 6, 2012, 8:07 pm
B flat. creative.


APOLOGIES -




GOLDFISH -




BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the porn industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


WORLD'S DEADLINE - Being decided for us, and we can't do sh*t about it, so live your life to the fullest everyday for it may be your last.




KARMAGEDDON -




REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!




SEA WORLD ORLANDO - Ever wonder why you never see homeless people sleeping on park benches there?


TAGS: orca kiler whales sea world
Rating: 3.17/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 10:42 am
Heeeyy. That's frpm the movie "Orca, The Killer Whale" Classic piece of film. For 2 Settles I'll even tell you that's the final scene of the movie. Epic tail flipping human into an iceberg bwuahaha
rerun - March 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

stole it from?
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:15 pm
Free his willy
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
A skittle to whoever can tell me what movie I pulled this pic from...lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:28 am
So f*ck you...


WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon


TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


GEORGE CARLIN - rivals morgan freeman in terms of sheer awesomeness


TAGS: george carlin morgan freeman kick ass and destroy the world
Rating: 2.32/5

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Reed Nuwrut - July 26, 2009, 10:37 pm
NO CRAP DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:25 pm
This is CLEARLY a tunnel. -1!


A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them


TAGS: faithful friend treasure world
Rating: 4.26/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
Oh Dang! ... I only just realised I forgot *than* ... >_
crankyhead - January 20, 2012, 5:33 pm
Look Mooo+, just because I struggle with my weight doesn't give you free licence to call me "inflatable"... oh wait, I read that wrong, carry on. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:02 am
the moderators aren't perfect (except Crankyhead, he's infallible and super sexy) Everyone makes mistakes, it's best to just roll with it.
axe11154 - January 20, 2012, 8:15 am
I like it but I sorta hate it when my poster is not poster for grammer. then some one elce with a similer mistake gets posted. I just dont get the mods
Rick69 - January 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
More gratitude... :)
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:25 am
More Good Stuff !


SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me shot now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


BEST OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: best of the world guns
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is awesome!! Great job.
RUGER - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
This MOTIFAKE speaks to me. 5 rounds coming your way!!!
Das Ghoti - October 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
If you have a gun, better luck that you won't die from someone who does. Michigan is a wonderful mix of US and Canada neh? Hunting in the UP, Drive-bys and such in Det and Flint, good stuff :)
Axiom - October 9, 2009, 8:27 am
Regular people *are* morons. ;)
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
only in te hands of morons is it a bad one
Axiom - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Only a moron would think this is a good thing.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:43 pm
It would be fascinating to know what the ownership rates are in Sierra Leone and Afghanistan
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:08 pm
You left out #1:Switzerland. ...but I guess the way they work none of their firearms are "civilian", huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Why? with more guns it's more likely that they'll shoot each other...XD....most of the Canadian guns are hunting rifles.
Dylan - August 26, 2009, 1:51 am
that's not best, it's terrible.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wouldn't that sorta be like the guy with the 75' yacht. He doesn't really stress the gas bill either.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Which is why Gun Shows are so popular, Ed. And as a gun owner, I thoroughly approve. Besides, how's the guy who has 200 of them going to afford the ammo for that many?
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh, and its 90guns per 100 people in america. Sounds about right. Most people I know own at least one. Then you've got the guy who has 200. It rounds out.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
That actually sounds about right. And they usually base this kinda of data off of surveys, sales and registration information. You don't have to register rifles or shotguns, but you do have to register the sale of them.
Blah - August 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
As for where the data came from, would it not be possible to work out how many guns are made, and how many are shipped to the country? then just get a load of averages.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 2:04 pm
canada-10 million guns and 30 million people? that right?
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 2:02 pm
The United States has 90 guns for every 100 citizens, making it the most heavily armed society in the world. U.S. citizens own 270 million of the world's 875 million known firearms, according to the Small Arms Survey... And this is only small arms.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
i cant be real, it says there is 270 guns per 100 americans. thats 2.7 guns per person not 90
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Number one....With a bullet! Of course, I do not understand how the numbers on this are derived. I am not required to register my firearms. I inherited one, was gifted two, and bought one personally. So, where does this data come from? No flamewarintended
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:01 am
around here our numbers rival the US


CHANGE -


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by giulio

jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


USA - The image sums it all up.


TAGS: world view usa wine vietnam nukes war
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:42 am
man this is g55d
TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010, 9:01 am
Freaking funny
Spangle - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
I'll have you know it's pointed at the republic of ireland, not england.
Me - September 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
If England is the 52nd State...whats the 51st?
superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:28 pm
Telemarketing would have been cool in india. Also Drunk commies would have been good instead of drunk losers.
Nonsense - April 4, 2009, 7:44 pm
Where's India? It needs "Tech Support"!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:40 am
Aww thank you :D
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:42 am
Respond to Signe: Yeah I know xD. And I got a little bit mad cause they didnt drawn Sweden. Otherwise it would say: "Pretty girls"
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
Sweden is pretty much in the ocean in this picture... Not even drawn there


THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER




MAD LOVE - What did he slip into her tea?




Brave New World -


TAGS: brave world iphone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:54 pm
Too true, unfortunately. Darkly funny, JW! Luv it!!!! 5L!


THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD -


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by gas

Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...


MONEY - If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no value.


TAGS: women world money value
Rating: 4.47/5

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Archivis - December 9, 2010, 7:28 am
5 Money bags


DREAMS - Our world, bathed in the night, waiting to fade between the waves of the surface




GOOGLEPLEX -




THE MISSING PIECE -


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L


NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




COMMON SENSE -


TAGS: common sense edge of the world
Rating: 3.43/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 8:55 pm
great, now i know better, next time i wont let sean driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . . ..


THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.




WOW FACE - When you start talking about your half elf paladin


TAGS: women bored wow world of warcraft
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:08 pm
Yeah, and everyone knows the paladin class is grossly overpow...I mean... NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 1:21 pm
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
TokioMarty - November 25, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just a tiny correction from a WoW-player... There's no class named half elf. There's either Blood Elf or Night Elf. There you have it.
thatonechick - November 25, 2009, 9:23 am
My face wears this look a lot. Looks a lot like my CoD face, too.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:04 am
Im sayin nothin!!!
agdaniele - November 25, 2009, 2:03 am
Hell, I can get this look by saying "today, on motifake...."


THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!


TAGS: guinness t shirt st patrick world ugly shamrock
Rating: 2.45/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Should say "I 8 Irish Boys"
LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
*sniff* She ate ALL of me Lucky Charms!


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




Post No Bills -




POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.


TAGS: the whole damn world
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm

nice!


NUREMBERG RALLIES -




MARIJUANA - It is impossible to overdose But obviously you can smoke yourself retarded


TAGS: meta world peace marijuana
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:42 am
So true. Are you familiar with the city of Gilroy, CA perchance? A city I pain-stakingly lived in for 10 years, putting up with this problem EVERYWHERE!


TERRORISM - A problem for all of us


TAGS: worldwide
Rating: 4.5/5

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MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 9:59 pm
just saw that one, good one, you forgot the Swiss that go from "lets take their money they seem friendly" to "oh crap! lets hide it and say it disappeared"
erock - March 25, 2010, 3:00 pm
great poster 5glass bottom subs for you!
Zed - February 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
That's why I like Australia. Seriously, with as many deadly critters as they have, who needs to worry about some brain-fried camel jockey with explosives? "No worries, mate!"
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 4:32 pm
except us


IT'S SIMPLE - What canadians are to Americans New Zealanders are to Australians


TAGS: world um canada fail at
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:57 pm
And what sex is to arabs.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:58 pm
And the Scots are to... well... sheep. ;)
forseti - July 16, 2011, 8:47 am
And the French to the French...
caveman - July 16, 2011, 8:46 am
too true
Verdeckt - July 16, 2011, 8:41 am
And the Welsh to the Brits..


WORLD HISTORY 101 - A pictoral essay featuring some of your favorite motifake pic's


TAGS: world history bacon beer hillary awesome epic
Rating: 3.87/5

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Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:53 pm
Yes that explains how the red states are the biggest welfare queens supported by the blue states. What a load.
Sean - May 18, 2010, 12:12 am
As in your IQ?
Xantharon - January 14, 2010, 4:14 am
Hmm .... somehow .... Absolute 5 here ....
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 9:38 am
I'm wondering now, have many Canadians are here? haha
Sean - December 27, 2009, 2:17 am
Yep. Found it on Youtube. And I damn near got the lyrics bang-on (which I only know from that WKRP episode -- the one where he showed up to marry Jennifer Marlow. Now there's another Ginger-Maryanne siteeation.)
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:52 am
Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:48 am
That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:50 am
That reminds me of a lyric (workin' from memory here): "If the cat could talk, what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool. Never said a mumblin' word." Dude who sang that song was on an episode of WKRP.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:28 am
If that chair could talk...I'd have to kill it. KILL IT DEAD!...Alas, only stains can tell the tale.
MrRandom - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
A special fun time chair, Bart?
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:24 am
I never said it was a human arm...and that chair meant a lot to me.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:22 am
"they've" ... the leg I can understand, but I think you're b.s.ing aboot the broken arm. How is it "sitting on the table?" Eh? Got ya!
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:11 am
A broken arm and a severed leg couldn't keep me from fryin' bacon! I should know...they've been sitting on the table for months.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:09 am
And let me guess, Bertha, ya chip a nail an' you just keep on fryin', eh girlfriend.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:00 am
That didn't sound particularly tough, did it? Well...I cook bacon without a shirt on. No...still not badass enough. I got...I don't even wear oven mitts. Bam.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
and I'll have bacon a-sizzlin'. The halfway house just gave me stove privileges.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
A: rotten eggs work wayyyy better fer that. Derrrrrr. B: you can't do eggs benedict right with regular bacon. it simply dominates the other ingredients, so you simply have your real bacon on the side. C: I'm coming down there junior, I'll find you!
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:36 pm
World History 101, Who would guess it'd all end with a laughing cat.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:20 pm
travesty, pure and simple. Why did you guys invent that shit?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
I respecfully disagree, Sean. Fresh eggs are best used for marking the houses of people guilty of general douchebagery. Otherwise, how would we know who they are? We'd have to meet them on the streets and find out the hard way. Also, flat bacon is a
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:07 pm
and it has only one known use: eggs benedict -- the single best use of fresh eggs ever devised.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:06 pm
Dammit Bart, don't make me look up whatever juvee facility currently houses you and come down there. By the by, "Candian bacon" doesn't exist outside of Leave It to Beaver reruns. What you mistakenly moniker as such is called peameal bacon ...
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:04 pm
Isn't that that fancy body pantyhose them ballerinas where under their tootoos?
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
pssst: LEO-TARD ... huh? huh?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
You can't be American without free ballin' once in a while. You have to give your Liberty Bells room to ring, man.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 10:58 pm
LEOTARDS Conservatism is just Todd Snyder's attempt to justify never leaving home without his underoos on.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 10:11 pm
Canadians have it made. They just settle their arguments with snowball fights and drinking contests and shit. Too bad their bacon sucks.
amina - December 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
completely true porcelina. there for i change my number 4 reason to 'an obvious attack on certain groups.'
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
Nevermind, I can see how this can be an attack towards liberals, but that's only if you think being muscular, and meatbrained is better than having substance to your character.
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:10 pm
Amina, it doesn't look like an attack to either group. It's ridiculing both
amina - December 26, 2009, 8:04 pm
I have no stand point on the conservative vs liberal thing. but i 1 lioned this because it is 1) political 2)long as hell 3)boring as hell 4)an obvious attack on a certain group.
boeweizer - December 18, 2009, 1:28 am
rawr its funny
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 7:17 am
That makes sense Zed, I always thought superman was a pansy.
Briton of Rose - December 10, 2009, 2:55 am
*dials phone* Hello, PolitiFake? I think you guys must have sprung a leak, because there's a big drip over here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Todd, when Superman was first created in the 1930's, he was a SOCIALIST LIBERAL. Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and the Atom are Liberals too, for that matter. The only conservatives in the JLA were Hawkman and Batman, with the others being Centerists.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
HA! 5LIONS!
sickartist - December 9, 2009, 7:43 pm
Being long, drawnout and boring is worse than it's being political
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow, I'm agreeing with Derek here. Why the hell was this allowed? I demand an answer, its obviously political.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
I thought politifake bollocks were to appear on a politifake.org?


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